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Watching This Is Good for the Country

Watching This Is Good for the Country


AND LET’S
GET RIGHT INTO IT. A CONSTITUTIONAL SHOWDOWN IS
DEVELOPING IN THE NATION’S CAPITAL. YESTERDAY, AS YOU KNOW,
PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID HE WOULD NOT BE PARTICIPATING IN THE
IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY. WELL, TODAY, HE CALLED FOR AN
END TO THE INVESTIGATION. AND I AEE, I DO. I DO. ENOUGH WITH THE INVESTIGATION. LET’S GET STRAIGHT TO THE
IMPEACHMENT PART. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>>James: IN A A SERIES OF TWEETS TODAY,
TRUMP SAID HE WANTS THE IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY TO END “FOR
THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY.” FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY! TRUMP WOULD NEVER MAKE ANY OF
THIS ABOUT HIMSELF. HE WOULDN’T. THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS WE
COULD DO FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY. WE COULD FIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE. MAKE HEALTHCARE MORE ACCESSIBLE. BUILD A GIANT WATER SLIDE THAT
STARTS IN DENVER AND GOES ALL THE WAY TO HAWAII. BUT ENDING THE IMPEACHMENT
INQUIRY ISN’T ONE OF THEM. IT ISN’T! TRUMP ALSO TWEETED THAT “THIS
WITCH HUNT SHOULD END NOW!” BUT HAVE A LOOK AT THE WAY HE
SPELLED “WITCH.” HE SPELLED IT “WIRCH.” YOU CAN TELL TRUMP’S REALLY
STRESSED ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF “IMPIRCHMENT.” THIS IS LIKE THE MILLIONTH TIME
TRUMP HAS TWEETED ABOUT A WITCH HUNT. YOU’D THINK AT THIS POINT
HE COULD JUST TYPE “W” AND HIS COMPUTER WOULD AUTO-FILL-IN THE
REST. DESPITE ALL THIS, THE PRESIDENT
IS OBVIOUSLY GEARING UP FOR A LONG IMPEACHMENT FIGHT. HE JUST BULKED UP HIS LEGAL TEAM
BY ADDING FORMER REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN TREY GOWDY. IF YOU DON’T REMEMBER TREY
GOWDY, HERE HE IS HERE, LOOK AT HIM! T REY GOWDY LOOKS LIKE WHAT
YOU’D GET IF DRACO MALFOY LEFT
HOGWARTS FOR SOME KIND OF EVIL WIZARD LAW SCHOOL. IN OTHER WHITE HOUSE NEWS,
ACCORDING TO A RECENT REPORT, TRUMP IS FURIOUS ABOUT HIS STAFF
LEAKING INFORMATION TO THE PRESS, AND IS OBSESSED WITH THE
IDEA OF USING A LIE DETECTOR ON ALL OF HIS AIDES. YOU KNOW, SO HE CAN FIRE ALL THE
ONES WHO AREN’T GOOD ENOUGH AT LYING. THAT’S WHAT I THINK! CAN YOU IMAGINE GETTING A TOUR
OF THE WHITE HOUSE DURING THIS ADMINISTRATION? “THIS IS THE LINCOLN BEDROOM. HERE THE OVAL OFFICE. AND THERE’S OUR LATEST
WHISTLEBLOWER, GETTING THROWN INTO THE DUNGEON.” THE PRESIDENT IS OBSESSED WITH
STAFFERS BEING TRUTHFUL, DESPITE LYING ALL THE TIME HIMSELF. SERIOUSLY. EVEN TRUMP’S SIGNATURE LOOKS
LIKE A FAILED LIE DETECTOR TEST. AND FINALLY, THIS IS A VERY ODD
STORY WE WANTED TO SHARE FROM YOU, THIS STORY COMES OUT OF
SWEDEN. A PHOTOGRAPHER HAS SPENT THE
LAST SIX YEARS BEFRIENDING NEARBY SQUIRRELS– THAT’S RIGHT,
BEFRIENDING SQUIRRELS– SO HE CAN GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO CAPTURE
ELABORATELY SET UP AND BIZARRE PHOTOS LIKE THIS. AND LIKE THIS. AND THIS. NOW, WHAT IT IS:
THE MAN APPARENTLY HIDES NUTS TO ATTRACT THE SQUIRRELS, AND THEN
HE WAITS HOURS FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT TO TAKE THESE PHOTOS. SO, WE’RE CALLING IT
“BEFRIENDING SQUIRRELS?” IT’S JUST FEEDING SQUIRRELS. THAT’S WHAT HE’S DOING. HE’S FEEDING SQUIRRELS. HE SPENT SIX YEARS BEFRIENDING
SQUIRRELS? SO, AT THE END OF THE FIFTH
YEAR, HE THOUGHT, “OKAY, WE’RE STILL NOT FRIENDS. SHOULD I MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE? OR — NAH. I’M GOING OGIVE IT ONE MORE
YEAR.” IMAGINE SPENDING SIX YEARS OF
YOUR LIFE TRYING TO EARN THE UST OF A BUNCH OF SQUIRRELS,
JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE A WHIMSICAL PICTURE. THIS GUY’S GOING TO BE
DEVASTATED WHEN HE FINALLY HEARS ABOUT PHOTOSHOP. HONESTLY, THIS PHOTO TOOK ME
FIVE MINUTES.

52 comments on “Watching This Is Good for the Country

  1. Shut up, fat boy.
    Trump 2020!!!
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  2. โ€œEnough with the investigation… Letโ€™s get straight to the impeachment part.โ€

    I love u sm James wow

  3. So many decent individuals are suicidal. And then there are people like Trump who really ought to off himself but wonโ€™t.

  4. Its really weird how all these hosts just so happen to be liberal…am I right?? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€ Y'all dumbass mf's are too funny. Good luck trying to ruin this country ๐Ÿ‘

  5. Just saying, I personally think this whole impeachment inquiry is all full of bullshit. They've been trying for 3 years and have failed…

  6. Can someone get James some high waisted pants and a jacket w/ a decent button stance? Having the bottom of the tie and shirt visible while buttoned is not a good look on anyone. If he insists on wearing jewel toned suits at least put him in some that fit properly.

  7. I wish the world will be conquered with love everywhere one day, I love James Corden show by the way his personality is so uplifting

  8. Potty you all donโ€™t see that the whole world for the first time loved the American president. What a bunch of sheep Americans have become.

  9. Need to keep uncovering what he did. How about the ambassador to EU.. oh right.. wants to hide that.. if it's a witch hunt.. show everything nothing to see.. trey is a coch stooge.. a pointy head coward.. maybe hook trump up to that lie detector test..

  10. Poisonous insects, spiders, snakes, and other poisonous species hold the cures to our worst diseases, if we don't destroy them first!!!

  11. I wish you would stop talking about stuff that will make you liked rather than speaking facts. You should realise that heโ€™s a better president than Obama. But obviously you say oh โ€˜climate changeโ€™ etc. Maybe heโ€™s actually making the country better. I have an outside view as from the UK so I have no racial or bullshit biases. Get it together James rather than trying to be โ€˜politically correctโ€™ all the time. Or how about just stop getting involved in politics. Your show proves trumps point of how manipulative the media is.

  12. The ethos of the Republican party is…Ego negare quod exstat…In latin…I deny the Existence of that which Exists…

  13. He is Counting on his PSYCHOPHANT Republican Enablers to Protect him. They forget he will throw them under the bus to save himself. They need to worry about their Status. Looks like they will be the END of the Repubs Party,. It has been Severly Stained and/ or Sold Out for a Buck.

  14. James, it's not 'despite' his affinity for lying himself that he is so intolerant of being lied to, it's BECAUSE of that. As a liar, he is in control when he creates the lie, and he's been told the consequences of his lies all his life. Frankly, he doesn't want someone else to f_ck him over in the way he f_cks others over. Lying is something he knows very well, and I think he researches a lot of the psychology behind lies and bluffing. I've encountered other 50s guys who are the same way, so might it be a 50s culture thing? Just spitballing here.

  15. Lie detector in the Whitehouse. How is it going to be possible to work under Trump?
    Trump: How is the economy doing?
    WH Staff: Terrible. We are going to hit a recession.
    Trump looks at the lie detector: You are not lying but you are Fired! Never ever say anything that I don't like !

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