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[Vinesauce] Vinny – Donkey Kong Country Corruptions

[Vinesauce] Vinny – Donkey Kong Country Corruptions


[glitchy intro music] [Vinny stifles a laugh] [high-pitched version of Donkey Kong Country theme] Its like a little… child’s keyboard. Wha–uhh. What? [glitchy music] [Vinny bursts into laughter as the music suddenly increases in pitch] (through laughter) Oh God, o-oh my God! (continues laughing) What the fuck! (far away) What the fuck did I just listen to?! [same glitchy music from earlier] [snickering] [pitch shifted DKC theme accompanied with more laughter] [laughter escalates] Oh my Go– My lungs hurt. [stifled laughter] Oh my God, my face hurts! My- my fuckin’ face hurts! Look at this title screen! [dissonant music] Satan, is that you? It sounds like a Nine Inch Nails song, it really does. [glitchy music that decreases in pitch suddenly] [laughs] This one went down! It went down. [drum beats] What the fuck just happened– WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IS THIS? [laughs] What is this?! [dead air] [music starts back up] What just fell past the screen? Oh my God, it was like Metal Donkey Kong! [odd bassline] [Vinny imitating one of the instruments] Oohwi! My God, that piece of wood. That spinning, flapping, magic piece of wood. You motherfucker, you. [Jungle Japes theme with bizarre soundfont] [Vinny cracks up] [laughing intensifies as music goes up in pitch] [Vinny cracks up at oscillating melody] Metal Cranky. WHAT, THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK. Oh my God! What the fuck is THIS?! Oh my God! [bassline with corrupted soundfont] [snicker] It sounds like someone’s vomiting. [dry heave] [laughing] What is this, now? [snicker] What is THIS, now? [sighs] Wait… why are you doing this to me, Donkey Kong? (Donald Duck voice) AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT Uhh… what is this? (through laughter) It’s not even funny! It’s not even funny. It’s not even funny, but I can’t stop laughing. I’m going to piss myself to sleep tonight. I-if anyone wants to quote me on that, like, that’ll be one of my great quotes. [awesome jazzy corruption remix] What have I done, to this game? [snaps and scats to the music] I’m gonna vomit all over myself. It’s like we can’t get that one last hit. It’s like… we injected so much, that it’s not doing it anymore. It’s not– it’s not making us happy. It’s not making us feel the way we want to. It’s not making us feel good. [triumphant music with weird sustained finish] [doot] So, that was okay. But it wasn’t like, the full high. You know what I mean? It wasn’t the full high, man. We need to keep goin’. We need to do more. We need to do it more frequently. Otherwise, we’re just not gonna be as happy. We’re not gonna feel as good, man. Whah- we gotta keep it comin’. We gotta keep it comin’, we gotta buy more. We gotta get more. We gotta have more corruptions. ‘Til we get that same feeling we had. Just– just a half hour ago, man. It was just a half hour ago. We can get it, man, we can get that feeling, man. (voice breaking) We’ll get there. We’ll get there, man, I promise. We’ll get there. And th- [grotesque sounds as Vinny ODs on corruptions]

100 comments on “[Vinesauce] Vinny – Donkey Kong Country Corruptions

  1. 4:44 if I never heard the startup sound for rareware and I didn’t know this was corruptions, I would call this a startup

  2. y'know, I've never seen someone try to corrupt a horror game. but somehow i doubt it would be scarier than this series.

  3. RED RIDING HOOD SECRET LIFE TIRNOCH MARIO PARTY! metroid prime, vs blue dragon stitvch mario strikers msn dns witcher drsagons crown chronicon vagrant strou ico. RED ALERT vs MARIO KART HIAWATHA PREHISTORIC PLANET CAUGHT IN THE ACT DINOCRISIS. MONSTER HUNTER WITCHBLADE PIKMIN!

    DIABLO, DIABLO II, DIABLO III,

    NOSGOTH, EARTHDAWN, NUMENERA, CHAMPIONS OF NORRATH, CHAMPIONS RETURN TO ARMS, SOUL REAVER, ICO, ELDER SCROLLS, DARK SOULS, VAGRANT STORY, PERFECT DAWN II, ERAGON HARRY POTTER NARNIA HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON GOD OF WAR, GAUNTLET, TERABITTHIA, SHADOW HEARTS DARK ANGEL INUYASHA, BLEACH, ICE AGE, DARK ALLIANCE, DARK ALLIANCE II, RYGAR,

    GOTHIC, RISEN, SACRED, TORCHLIGHT, RAVENLOFT, STORMREACH, TOWER OF DOOM, SHADOW OF MYSTARA, DRAGONSHARD DAGGERDALE ALQADIM, MAGIQUEST, KINGDOM HEARTS, WARCRAFT, STARCRAFT, OVERWATCH, DARKSIDERS, SOUL CALIBUR, SKYLANDERS, GODZILLA, SPYRO, KING KONG, CRASH, DINO HUNTER, CHRONICON, MONSTER LEGENDS, DOFUS, PUPPETEER, FINAL FANTASY, XENOGEARS! DRAGON'S CROWN, GRAND CHASE, WITCHER, KINGDOM UNDER FIRE, GRIM DAWN, DRAGON AGE, SHADOWRUN, TERRARIA, ULTIMA, RAGNAROK, THE DARK EYE, DUNGEON WORLD, TRAVELLER????

    HIAWATHA PREHISTORIC PLANET CAUGHT IN THE ACT DINOCRISIS

  4. RED RIDING HOOD SECRET LIFE TIRNOCH MARIO PARTY! metroid prime, vs blue dragon stitvch mario strikers msn dns witcher drsagons crown chronicon vagrant strou ico. RED ALERT vs MARIO KART HIAWATHA PREHISTORIC PLANET CAUGHT IN THE ACT DINOCRISIS. MONSTER HUNTER WITCHBLADE PIKMIN!

    DIABLO, DIABLO II, DIABLO III,

    NOSGOTH, EARTHDAWN, NUMENERA, CHAMPIONS OF NORRATH, CHAMPIONS RETURN TO ARMS, SOUL REAVER, ICO, ELDER SCROLLS, DARK SOULS, VAGRANT STORY, PERFECT DAWN II, ERAGON HARRY POTTER NARNIA HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON GOD OF WAR, GAUNTLET, TERABITTHIA, SHADOW HEARTS DARK ANGEL INUYASHA, BLEACH, ICE AGE, DARK ALLIANCE, DARK ALLIANCE II, RYGAR,

    GOTHIC, RISEN, SACRED, TORCHLIGHT, RAVENLOFT, STORMREACH, TOWER OF DOOM, SHADOW OF MYSTARA, DRAGONSHARD DAGGERDALE ALQADIM, MAGIQUEST, KINGDOM HEARTS, WARCRAFT, STARCRAFT, OVERWATCH, DARKSIDERS, SOUL CALIBUR, SKYLANDERS, GODZILLA, SPYRO, KING KONG, CRASH, DINO HUNTER, CHRONICON, MONSTER LEGENDS, DOFUS, PUPPETEER, FINAL FANTASY, XENOGEARS! DRAGON'S CROWN, GRAND CHASE, WITCHER, KINGDOM UNDER FIRE, GRIM DAWN, DRAGON AGE, SHADOWRUN, TERRARIA, ULTIMA, RAGNAROK, THE DARK EYE, DUNGEON WORLD, TRAVELLER????

    HIAWATHA PREHISTORIC PLANET CAUGHT IN THE ACT DINOCRISIS

  5. I remembered watching this for the first time and I could not breathe correctly for 15 mins straight. This was literally one of the funniest things I will ever see period.

  6. “I think the most merciful thing about man and his world, is his inability to correlate all of its contents.”

  7. Sometimes I wish I could wipe my memory of this video so I could laugh the way I did the first time I saw it.

  8. 0:34 Race Car Expands

    1:40 UFO Whatever The Opposite Of Expand Is

    4:31 Bombing Of Hiroshima And Nagasaki

  9. first Vinesauce video I ever watched. the shrooms made it an unforgettable experience. That was a month after this was uploaded. Hell of a way to get into the sauce right?

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