Trump Explains His Immigrant Child Kidnapping Policy
My fellow Americans do you remember when I said that I could shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue and not lose support? Well I haven’t done that… YET. But I have now ripped thousands of children from their families and tossed them in cages and internment camps. And it turns out… Trump was right! According to a Quinnipiac poll, 55% of Republicans support my kidnapping policy! Over half! It may not be murder, per se, but kidnapping is a close second! Now if you excuse me, I have to go think of other crimes against basic human decency that Republicans will support and justify!