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Kurtan Mucklowe’s Best Bits: This Country Series 2

Kurtan Mucklowe’s Best Bits: This Country Series 2


Hello? Something’s happened with Kerry
at football, so… ..I’d better go. I need the timetable
for the 51 bus, please. 51…
Right. Right. Down. Oh, fuck me,
it’s like Crystal Maze! Martin and Dan, they had
me looking for tartan paint for about 40 minutes today. I should’ve known that
he was having me on, cos I spent another 20 minutes
looking for striped paint. It took me half an hour to work out
that…it’s the same joke. What’s he wearing them trousers for? Christ, I can see the crease
between his bollocks! Fucking huge them bollocks! Problem is, when we first started
dating, I set the bar too high. Cos I was just texting her
the whole time, but that was because I wanted
to reel her in. But now the fish is in the net, I ain’t going to keep
throwing worms at it. Cos that’s a waste of worms. There was a job going here.
And at first I was like fuck this cos it’s full of old stinkers. But actually, they’re alright once
you get to know them. As long as you don’t mention foreigners or self service check outs. Cos they really don’t like
either of those things. And they will make sure they let
you know about that.

37 comments on “Kurtan Mucklowe’s Best Bits: This Country Series 2

  1. WHY DOES HE SPEAK SO BADLY . SOUNDS STUPID AND AS THICK AS 2 PLANKS. IS IT NEW TYPE OF HUMOUR? IF SO ……… IT MISSES OUT COMPLETLY

  2. My cousin comes from Cirencester, lived in South Cerney throughout the 90's. Looked exactly like Kurtan back then.

  3. The way he says bloody hell its like the crystal maze is so subtle and well delivered that u almost miss it. It’s a punch line that’s not played as a punch line. Genius

  4. That’s just… that’s just Gareth Keenan from The Office though. No, BBC3, I was sort of looking for an original character within your new sitcom. So is there anyone else you could put in there?

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